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Holii. Name's Ana, but you can call me Mari, cat soup, Mariri, cow, amuumuu, etc etc. I like bomberman, homestuck and other shit. I like to draw but bleh w/e. Usually when I type it all comes out ''a la roxy''.== Creator of the internet SINsation ''Stants,demon employee''

#cats are assholes and spawns of the devil. Yet we cuddle and love them):

#cats are assholes and spawns of the devil. Yet we cuddle and love them):

artmoderation:

The Seven Deadly Sins by Gina Martynova

(From the top: envy, wrath, vanity, sloth, greed, lust, gluttony.)

holly-jollie-pie:

maddetectivewithabox:

gallifrey-feels:

bumbleblaine:

There was a four year old named Hermione at my work today. It’s started. 

it has begun

The Potter generation is growing up.

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AND GETTIN’ BIZAY 

queen-snowdrop:

leijions:

do u guys know what nephilims are tho.

they were like

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legit

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titans

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whoa.

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gwess:

whatsacanada:

What do the bus drivers on field trips do while kids are on the field trip

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dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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duggyboy:

tha fuck u mean no smoking

duggyboy:

tha fuck u mean no smoking

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

edwad:

long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag

2day i have a proyect due and i look like a #bigpoop (laughs) no time 2 put makeup on but the filter makes me look less ugly #thanksobama

2day i have a proyect due and i look like a #bigpoop (laughs) no time 2 put makeup on but the filter makes me look less ugly #thanksobama

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

Yeah I guess you could say I like older men .

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floozys:

circuitrants:

floozys:

the fact that breast feeding in public is up for discussion

the fact that the sexualization of breasts has gotten to the point where it gets in the way of its sole fucking purpose  

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So long as you’re discreet about it.

I mean like, public urination ain’t cool.

i don’t know what they taught you in school son but we don’t piss out of our tits